// the e-mail guy! ✉️
Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper
“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”
“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would you like to do two of those?”
“Yes and also I’m going to kiss you on the mouth when I get to the window.”
I had an interesting night last night
I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post
Tumblr gold users rise up
Jettison is like one of the top 10 words in the english language, get that fucking thing out of here at a notable velocity
this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app
